My mom is a complex individual. She is ALWAYS angry about something, it could be the fact that somebody crashed against her rear bumper on a Monday morning, or because the meatballs she had at dinner tasted like meatballs. I will never know why my mom is always angry. Also, dealing with eating disorders for over 8 years, her senses are fucked up, so she can't smell or taste properly, so her ideal meal consists of a shitload of food, for little money, and it has to be really flavorful. Therefore, she loves Chinese food buffets (THE REALLY CHEAP ONES with the golden crap hanging from the ceiling and the huge ass fish tanks with gold fish in the middle of every room).
So we went to this Asian buffet in Chula Vista named VIP
I've been to this place before, because my brother loves the chow mein they have there, and I like stuffing myself with those cheap California sushi rolls that don't really taste like sushi but fuck it, they taste good and it's only $10 and I can eat as many as I want, right? They also have sweets: delicious calorie-packed, sugary, sweets. And even though the workers smell like a mix of Windex and soy sauce, I kinda enjoy the warmth of the place and the faces white people make when Asians come into the place and serve themselves a bowl of 100 baby crabs with a side of soup like looks like watered down semen.
Anyway, my mom ate a bunch of food that she likes, and kept asking me "why the fuck do you keep taking pictures of your food?" (in Spanish, of course). I told my mom I blog about it, and since she doesn't know what a blog is, she said "you're fucking weird" and started drinking her iced tea.
How do you take such clear pics? Mine come out blurry, look like they have ghost in them or are so off center, It's a picture of something else I didn't mean to take. I don't even bother anymore.
ReplyDeleteMy camera is a Fujifilm Finepix S1000.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.exporience.com/Fujifilm-Finepix-S1000fd-Digital-Optical/dp/B0011ZK6ZM
(it was $200, not $700)
You can buy a Sony Cybershot like this one
http://www.target.com/p/Sony-Cyber-shot-DSCH70-B-16-1MP-Digital-Camera-with-10x-Optical-Zoom-Black/-/A-13369843
it takes badass pictures.
OR try using the macro function (you know the little flower icon...) to take close pictures of things.
If you need help with your camera chica is here to help you ;)
I'm strapped for money right now (long story), so I won't be taking pics anytime soon I guess.
ReplyDeletewhat camera do you have?
ReplyDeletei did wonders with an old samsung with 2 megapixels.
LMAO!
ReplyDeleteYour moms answer sounds like the only response to anything I have ever heard from my mother for any reasons.
It was a keychain camera from CVS lol
ReplyDeleteI'm dying for one of those. My mom wants that and the keychain picture frames from Walmart.
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